Word Count Limit: 500
or less
or less
Actual Word Count: 433
Words to include: Pungent, Consensus, Flatter, Truth, & Select
It was Monday, the work
week had only just begun and the general consensus was that it was going to be
the week from hell. Truth is unless you're a select few; around here every week
is the week from hell. On top of that there was a pungent aroma wafting from
the men's restroom area. "Damn old man Janks went to Old Mexico again this
weekend" Jobie the custodian explained.
I suppose I should give
you a little back story on me and our company before I just jump right in. My
name is William Rutherford, my friends don't call me Will or Bill because I
don't have friends. My job really doesn’t lend itself to friendliness. I run the
incinerator at the PLEW Virus 112 disposal center. AKA The Zombie Burner.
That's right, after the
victims (I prefer to call them zombies) are killed or sedated something has to
be done with their bodies. That's where I come in, good old William Rutherford
who before the shit hit the fan was an auto mechanic who wasn't all that
mechanical, but could work his way through most anything. I don't flatter
myself though; I am the Burner strictly because no one else wants to do it and
my iron stomach allows me to. It’s a far cry from my days of turning wrenches,
but it pays the bills.
Save for one lonely
window all the incinerator room has to offer is egg shell white walls and the
incinerator itself and lots of room for bodies.
The reason for this week
from hell is the NZSS (National Zombie Search Squad) found a large group out in
Boston, turns out Fenway Park was loaded with fans and the vast majority of
players in a Sox vs Yankees game when the virus hit. In the coming days I have
to incinerate 35,000 faceless, soulless baseball fans as well as Big Papi and
A-Rod. There is never a dull moment around this place and I’ve learned not to
be surprised by anything.
I guess I could give you
the back story to the PLEW Virus 112, but what’s the point? It’s been (for the
most part) contained, life is going forward now for me and the other twelve
thousand and eleven people that were immune and smart (or lucky) enough to
survive in America. President Oprah Winfrey was one of the lucky ones, and we
can thank our lucky stars for that, she’s got a plan to make America great
again, I’m just glad I’ll be here to see it come to fruition. Let’s get Burning……

Nice take on the prompt! It started out so serious and ominous and then BAM. Oprah for president! I lloved it. Great job!
ReplyDeleteI love that Oprah is president! Ha! Nice Clyde!
ReplyDeleteThanks Kasey!
DeleteI love that Oprah is president! Ha! Nice Clyde!
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